| teacher: | what unit of measurement- |
| me: | in daylights |
| teacher: | thats not- |
| me: | in sunsets |
| me: | in midnights |
| teacher: | you cant- |
| me: | in cups of coffee |
| teacher: | thats impossi- |
| me: | in inches |
| teacher: | yes! thats what i- |
| me: | in miles |
| teacher: | but you just- |
| me: | in laughter |
| me: | in strife |
| teacher: | *opens mouth*- |
| me: | in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes |
| teacher: | well in this case you dont measure in ti- |
| me: | how about looooooooooooooooove |
| teacher: | i give up |
| me: | measure in looooooooooove |
| teacher: | out |
| me: | seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself) |
Hackers Successfully Install Linux on a Potato
Hackers from the LinuxOnAnything.nl Web site successfully installed Linux on a potato. It’s the first time the operating system has been successfully installed on a root vegetable.
“A potato doesn’t have a CPU, memory or storage space, so it was quite a challenge,” said Johan Piest of the Linux on Anything (LOA) group. “Obviously we couldn’t use a large distribution like Fedora or Ubuntu, so we went with Damn Small Linux.”
After weeks of trying the group got a Linux kernel specially modified for a potato loaded, and were able to edit a small text file in vi. Linux was loaded onto the potato using a USB thumb drive and commands were sent in binary to the potato using a set of red and black wires.
The LOA group is a part of a growing group of hackers attempting to get Linux loaded on anything. It started on electronic devices like Gameboys and iPods, but recently groups have taken on tougher challenges like light bulbs and puppies.
DEAR LORD I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.
Also, glados would like this.
…wat
CHRISTMAS MIRACLES
Puppies. How?
GOD DAMN IT
Back to being a female folks
So I don’t know if he read my rants on here last night or what but I feel like he’s really mad or sad at me. I guess that’s my own fault for posting shit or whatever. I don’t even know if that’s what it is or if I’m just being a little bitch or what. All I know is that I’m crying for no reason and he’s being distant and emotions are for pussies and I must be getting ready to start ragging or something and I just want a hug and to stop being a whiney bitch and stuff :c this sucks and I feel so stupid and I fuck shit up all the time and it’s my own fault and I’m mellow dramatic and fuck I love him and everyone can bite me because this is my blog and I can say whatever the fuck I want and I think I’m going to just go crawl in a hole and sing soft kitty and cry myself to sleep because I feel clinically insane right now. Kai bai
He knew that when he kissed this girl, and forever wed his unutterable visions to her perishable breath, his mind would never romp again like the mind of God. So he waited, listening for a moment longer to the tuning-fork that had been struck upon a star. Then he kissed her. At his lips’ touch she blossomed for him like a flower and the incarnation was complete.
